With a chill on the night breeze, you’re looking for somewhere to hide, but really? My CAR?
Sure, it’s cute and cozy but it‘s not the safest residence in your spidey-neighborhood.
I’ve already killed the two residents who preceded you.
First, that eight-legged cretin who had the audacity to crawl across my dashboard at 6 a.m. Some nerve! I could have wrecked…